Twice Told Tales

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Ballgame talk
Encouragement: You got a piece now get a whole!
Kid: Grandma I’m going to start a bobble-head collection like yours      
Wife with mini fan powered by phone: I can’t feel it.
Husband: Do you want some water?        
    She: I want something           
    He: Water’s best     do you want some
    She: Water?      I want something
Many: Da-da-da duh da-DUHHH    CHAAARRRRGE  
    Few: it!