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"Your car would look like this too if you had an Alaskan Malamute"
The bumper sticker messed up meaning for rhyme:  too and mute.

Your car would be an economy car, a Toyota Corolla, if you had an Alaskan Malamute
If you have an Alaskan Malamute
your car’s back seat will be covered with dog hair and
the back seat windows smeared by tongue lick and nose.